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Maple Leaf Hate Mail (Volume. 1)

I’m going to share with you some mail we recently got from a fan that goes by the name of Matthew. He sent us this e-mail and I thought it would be wrong not to post it on this blog. These are some pretty hilarious Toronto Maple Leaf jokes and if anyone else has something they think deserves credit please send it to habscast@gmail.com or just write a comment on the bottom of the page! Anyways here are the Jokes of the Week:

• A judge was trying to rule in a difficult child custody battle. So he decides to call the child into his chambers where he asks the boy, “Would you be happy if I rule you should live with your father?” “No! No! My father beats me!” the boy answered. “OK then,” said the judge. “I’ll send you to live with your mother.” “No! No!” the kid pleaded. “My mother beats me too!” “Well,” the frustrated judge says, “who would you like to live with.” “The Toronto Maple Leafs,” the boy answered. “They never beat anybody.”

• How do you prevent the Leafs from robbing your home? … Put a net in front of it.

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